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Hellabration 

The opposite of celebration.

The commemoration of a sad ass or annoying thing that happened to you a while ago.

Guy 1: Today is one year ago since I was dignosed with HIV
Guy 2: Bummer, dude.
Guy 1: Yeah, this calls for a hellabration
Hellabration by Mulacki April 23, 2007

Autoerotic fellatiation 

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.
John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

Failabration 

The act in celebrating the reoccurence of fails. Failing more than usual so that it calls the need to be recognized in an elegant manner.
Brunette:"Where did my blonde friend go?"
Red-head:" She is having a failabration."
Brunette:"HAHA idiot."
Failabration by Cissy<3 June 17, 2010

Fellatiation 

A form of initiation in which fellatio is a requirement. (note: this was made to keep those annoying fucking seventh grade whores from getting to the back of the bus when they became ninth graders.)
They must go through fellatiation before they can obtain the coveted back seats on the bus.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026