Pengu's Law

Whenever you have any semblance of happiness, you must have something happen to you that makes to more depressed than u started.

I came up with Pengu's Law as a joke... and now my depression is just skyrocketing

Pengu's Law by Pengu28 April 1, 2022

Peng Shui 

A philosophical system of harmonising the attractiveness of people with the surrounding environment. It can be affected by the presence of either an attractive person, or attractive surroundings.

The girl who just walked in significantly improved the Peng Shui of the room we're in. That painting really adds to it too

Peng Shui by Falkirk April 30, 2014

peng shway 

means someone that is very unreal or good looking or if something is nice

"omg that boy is peng shway!!!"

peng shway by lollyb123 December 28, 2020

Peng Stuff

Similar to Buffting, It Means That Someone Is Pretty Fit + You WOuld ;)

"That Girl Over There Is Peng Stuff Blud"
"Corr I Would Have Her Any Day"

Peng Stuff by Lily H June 13, 2008

Pingu Subs

a foul web series created by Mr Trav in which Pingu must confront daily challenges in a very terrible way.

"Wanna watch Pingu Subs?"

"Yeah his dad is so fucking funny"

Pingu Subs by Swashlelelele76875 February 13, 2012

peng soviet 

A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.

Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.

peng soviet by Fickle Author December 24, 2018

Peng syndrome 

an unfortunate mental condition in which sufferers experience the following: heavy denial, hoarding, terrorizing children and pets(defenseless things in general), and speaking incomprehensible words to every human unfortunate enough to come within a 4ft radius with those who are inflicted; being everything a "peng" is in the worst conceivable way

1) Tim, dont speak to that small asian man. he might have Peng syndrome
2) There is no cure for Peng syndrome. The only escape is to perish.

Peng syndrome by Calipeen October 23, 2020