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Crist – Commonly used as the abbreviation for the proper name Christopher. Think about it, how many beginning school age kids can remember 11 letters??? Not many…… And besides the abbreviation “Crist” is pretty cool sounding…………..
Mom, it takes so long to write my name, all the other kids are finsihed before me??? Well Christopher, try shortening it to Crist…..WOW, that’s pretty cool….
Crist by Dawgum January 21, 2010
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Crist is like a kankle... except its a wrist so in other words a fat wrist.
When Alexan plays basketball she has a very large Crist
Crist by Doshaun Mydic June 11, 2008
Crist - meaning a lying, cheating thief. Commonly used in the South East of England. Also means UNHOLY and rejected by all religions.
He/She stole my boyfriend. God he/she is such a crist!
crist by Tamara James August 20, 2006

Crist-Freak 

One of the most enying people on earth,along with the n00bs.Thats all thay do all day is pray and sing enying-ass songs to jesus (not Jesus as in "Hay-zuse").Thay know every little last setince in the bible and hate the Jewish comunity.Thay have watched "The Passon of Crist" countless times,and thay have so meny crosses in thare houses,eny regular person would go blind looking at it.

the "Crist-Freak"'s religion is more of a cult,thay bern live sheep for God and execute teenagers.Every setance thay say inclueds "God","Jesus",or enything else to do with God.
God,my dads such a Crist-Freak!
(I actualy say that to all my friends)
Crist-Freak by Darka November 19, 2007

Charlie Crist

The gov. of Florida is pulling a Charlie Crist to further his career
Charlie Crist by Julio Augustine December 9, 2008

Babriel Crist

The supernatural, extra spicy alter-ego of Gabriel Crist.
Ayo, Babriel Crist lookin kinda juicy.

The Crist of Cynewulf 

J.R.R. Tolkien's greatest inspiration.
Hmmm... The Crist of Cynewulf. Let's read it.
'Eala Earendel engla beorhast
Ofer middangeard monnum sended'.
Or, for you bitches who don't know old english, that's
'Hail Earendel brightest of angels
over Middle Earth sent to men'.
I think I'm going to go write more than 12 books about Middle Earth now.