cup a' tea 

Expressing ones into-it-ness of a person(s) of the opposite sex.

Can also be used as a verb expressing sexual acts between the speaker and the person(s) in question. Typically, it is known as having his or her cup a' tea.

"Dude, I'd have her cup a' tea any day", "Werd."

"Man... totally cup a' tea", "Ya ya!"

"Not my cup a' tea. Totally frumpytown", "Naa, dude. I like em' frumpy!"

cup a' tea by Aaron & Nathan February 5, 2006

[Cup a Tea] [My Friend]? 

This word used for making things chill between you and other pepole.
This word is perfect for you that have a great conversation with your friend or fight each other.

Tom: STOP STABBING ME U MUTHAFAKA!!!
Tyler: Cup a Tea My Friend?
Tom: Sure. why not?
Tyler: Chill down man. Now why u mad?
Tom: Nvm just forget it.

[Cup a Tea] [My Friend]? by DANAXU June 24, 2020

Tuppence In A Tea Cup 

When you stuff your balls into another mans ass...

Alex: "I think its time to stick a tuppence in a tea cup good fellow"

Tuppence In A Tea Cup by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.

If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.

Having a cup of tea by George the Turnip October 4, 2016

Looking 5p for a cup of tea 

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

Looking 5p for a cup of tea by Bobby angel August 29, 2017

a cup hot of tea and two lumps 

same as tea bagging but the girl and or prostitute has a mouth full of hot water

a cup hot of tea and two lumps

a cup hot of tea and two lumps by captain jack hammer December 9, 2008

cup of tea and a biscuit 

cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!

to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.

cup of tea and a biscuit by don 12 December 21, 2013