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Heejee-weejee

A handjob from a very tall girl. Usually results in chaffing, blueballs, and general regret. Keystone Light can be used as a lubricant.
Alex "Hey bro, last night I got a Heejee-weejee from this tall chick!"

Sam "How was it?"

Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."
Heejee-weejee by Yellow Steak August 31, 2010
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Heerdeer 

It means when you're here, and someone wants you there. Generally spelled wrong, in case anyone was wondering about that.
Would you like to come Heerdeer? I miss you ever so. Oh, shh! Come on Heerdeer it. :D
Heerdeer by lolzmate July 17, 2006

Heejeebeejee 

A word you say when you cant, or dont want to say a bad word
"what the heejeebeejee"
Heejeebeejee by Marcia February 19, 2004
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026