Shwinky 

A slang term that has two different definitions:

1. An erection

2. A random word to be blurted out for no apparent reason.

Usually one will exclaim this word when they begin pitching a tent.

Man 1: *Starts to become erect*

Man 1: SHWINKY!

Shwinky by Shwinky August 14, 2011

swinky 

Swingers who are kinky

Do you want to go to a SWINKY party with me girl swingers kinksters

swinky by DARQ October 2, 2017

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

shlinky 

A girl that is very good looking

yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!

shlinky by Balltearer June 23, 2011

Shrinky 

Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"

A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.

A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.

I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!

One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.

Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!

That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.

"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"

You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.

Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.

Shrinky by DMonkage June 2, 2014

Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.

I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.

Shrinky dick by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

Shwinkle 

When a man or woman shits and tinkles at the same time

Man, I took a long shwinkle yesterday.

Shwinkle by Bill T. Johnson March 16, 2010