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noun. The place one says they are going when staying at a hotel with a lover and needing to use the restroom in a way that creates noxious fumes.
Hey baby, I'm just gonna go to the lobby and get you a cup of coffee and make a phone call.
the lobby by Head Quarters February 11, 2020
The Lobby is everexpanding, infinite. One can escape, but not to Earth.
The Lobby by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

wax the lobby 

To pleasure yourself in an undisclosed, unwarrented area of another person's house
Billy wanted to wax the lobby in the computer room while everyone else was sleeping
wax the lobby by Jenny jones July 27, 2006

one step shortcut to the lobby 

To commit suicide off of an office or hotel building. Used in Iron Man 3.
Aldrich: “Well in the first hour, I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby..if you know what I mean.”

Back to the Lobby 

When you smack someone in fortnite, scream this phrase to let them know they suck and need to go watch film
Ninja killed Tfue and screamed “back to the lobby nerd!”

I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby 

The W, is a prestigious hotel on the Chicago lake front. He’s can’t go to the lobby without being recognized by fans.
I’m at the w but I can’t meet you in the lobby, far too many people.