1. Tom came back from Vietnam with problems from Agent Orange and joined the ranks of the VFW... Veterans Forgotten by Washington. 2. Jim came back from the Gulf War with Gulf Illness and joined the VFW... Veterans Fucked by Washington.
VFWB (Virgin Friends With Benefits)- The act of engaging in such actions as kissing, making out, etc. (but not sex) with no emotional attachment. To prevent being known as the village whore you are allowed to keep the same VFWB as long as you follow the following rules: no L-Word, if thoughts of emotions such as the L-Word develop you must stop making out (possibly even talking) until feelings go away, and if emotions will not leave you must move to a new person. Dates are permitted but they must be purely for fun and can't happen too frequently. The purpose of VFWB is too have the fun of a high school relationship without the hormone induced "emotions" which ruin friendships. Have fun and VFWB responsibly.
*results may vary
Dude 1-bro I got this chick who will make out with me whenever I get bored but she doesn't put out
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).