not my problem 

A phrase indicating that one doesn’t care about someone’s problem, and feels no responsibility to help fix it. Often used to disguise the fact that while it’s not your problem, it *is* your *fault*.

example 1 (disguising fault):
“Your slanderous article has ruined my good name! I demand that you retract it.”
“Not my problem.”

example 2 (not one’s fault):
Right as I was leaving the building after quitting my sysadmin job, I heard the servers go down again. I didn’t turn back. It was not my problem any more.

not my problem by roryokane September 23, 2013

not my problem 

A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.

Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."

not my problem by MCsquirrel April 27, 2017

Not my problem 

When you open the fridge, grab something, close the fridge, and hear something fall.

"Not my problem!"

Not my problem by Fucking, MEEEE May 3, 2017

Not My Problem 

Your problem...

a: My girlfriend has run away with some shortarse, chav gobshite from Chelmsley Wood! What should I do?

b: Not My Problem....

Not My Problem by nutwiss December 15, 2011

NoT mY ProBlem 

It is an infamous line by Johnny from NCT during their North American tour- Hit the states, when Mark said he kept losing all his bets ever since he came to N.America

MArk: I kEeP lOsINg AlL mY bETs

JohnNY: NoT mY pRobLem

NoT mY ProBlem by taeyongdilf June 24, 2021

Not my problem 

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

Not my problem by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

that's not my problem

to be used when something just is not your problem.

"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"

"that's not my problem."

that's not my problem by OMonty May 12, 2008