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sock erosion 

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.
i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
sock erosion by toine toine December 12, 2012
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Erossexual 

Being completely in love with Eros 100 million percent
Hey Eros, guess what~
What?~
I’m erossexual
*fucks*

chin erosion 

The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.
Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!

Nah I dont feel like going today man.

Why not?

I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
chin erosion by Shibbda March 4, 2008
Eros (Cupid) is the son of Aphrodite.
Eros is the god of love.
Eros by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Erossexual 

Being deeply in love with my beautiful baby girl
I love you baby, I am erossexual

financial erosion 

The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.