Yoach 

A versatile term used to describe an idiot or an idiot move, sometimes used affectionately between friends or insulting others while highkey judging them. It can be jokingly used or seriously offensive.
An idiot

My friend Paul just spent 300 bucks on a ripped tee. What a yoach.

Look at those hooligans over there, messing with the water fountain. Yoaches! The principal is right there!

Yoach by mello yello January 17, 2019

Yoach 

an inexplicably versatile, overused term that describes a being who is bizarre, but can also be inexpert, or one who is simply messed up in a setting in which a bystander wishes to make fun of them; an idiot or an idiot move

Sweat: "You OK James?"
James: "Yeah I'm fine, that fall made me look like a Yoach."

Sweat: "Look at that Yoach dancing in the street, makes me never want to do drugs."

Yoach by SB Lingo Translator April 25, 2022

Yoach 

A "mooch" who doesn't ask until only AFTER they've taken one or more of the assets/items desired by such a yoach. EG - "That guy" who pulls a cigarette out of your pack, lights it, & says something like, "Hey dude, I bummed a smoke off you. Is that cool?"

I'd still have cigarettes if it weren't for that fucking YOACH!!

Yoach by sinnergirl May 1, 2010

Yoach 

Noun: Breast sweat
Verb: (to yoach, yoaching)

(noun): I went to motorboat her breasts, but I was so disgusted by her yoach I couldn't bring myself to do it.
(verb): It's so hot out here, I'm seriously yoaching

Yoach by crazyromantic December 13, 2006

Yoach 

The tender spot between the anus and the testicles; the nerviest nerve cluster on the human body.

"Oh god, you kicked me right in the yoach!"

Yoach by Frater CB July 27, 2008

Yoach 

1. n. Vomit.

2. v. to vomit.

That last beer made me want to yoach.

Yoach by dirtdirt February 4, 2005

Yoach 

To take food or drinks at a party and stash them so that they can be consumed later when everything else is gone.

Hey, Billy, did you yoach a beer? Someone found one in the toilet tank?

Yoach by Captain Ozone March 23, 2024