Gerry's Moustache 

A moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. One legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew Gerry.

I heard Chuck Norris shaved once... from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol' Chuck's floor grew a man. That man was Gerry's moustache.

Gerry's Moustache by #1stachfan February 15, 2010

Cecil's Moustache 

The visual, from the female recipient's perspective, of her lover looking up at her during the act of cunnilingus, when her pubic hair appear rests on her partner's lip, thus resembling a moustache.

Leanne was at the height of sexual pleasure as Maurice worked his tongue over her clit, and she was thrilled to look down and catch a glimpse of Cecil's Moustache.

Cecil's Moustache by wordsmithmo December 19, 2011

Grandma's moustache 

The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.

Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!

Grandma's moustache by monkeybrainss December 16, 2009

Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."

Sax Player's Moustache by Phineas T April 4, 2009

Mugabe's Moustache 

A well trimmed amount of pubic hair resting above the lips of an old cunt.

"Your Gran has pubic hair like Mugabe's Moustache, well trimmed and on an old cunt"

Mugabe's Moustache by miss_steak August 6, 2008

young offender's moustache 

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

young offender's moustache by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

Rat's Moustache 

A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.

"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"

Rat's Moustache by Mr Ben February 8, 2005