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Clip-Toe Currency 

Is a Zimbabwean slang term used for money which someone has obtained from selling their toes on the black market for cash.
Hey look he is driving a new Toyota GD6, he didn't have a car last week?.
"Nah he just got himself some Clip-Toe Currency"

national clip your toe nails day 

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”

toe clipping

Toe clippings are clippings from ones toe nails
Him:Look at the old mans toe clippings
Her: Ew, He must have AIDS!
toe clipping by Akjehhj.123 April 1, 2019

toe nail clippers 

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.
My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.
toe nail clippers by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022