johnned 

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

johnned by johnned April 18, 2019

Johnned 

To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned

Johnned by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022

Johnned 

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

Johnned by JackerCrack March 10, 2023

johnned 

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.

I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.

johnned by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

Johnned 

The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.

Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”

Johnned by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break

"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"

Johnned by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.

When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too

johnned out by mgamn42 November 22, 2016