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stalker fart 

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart
stalker fart by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005

silent stalker [fart]

a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.
silent stalker [fart] by Big E October 29, 2004