face sitter 

A girl who is so ratchet, yet pristine, that she sits on men's faces rather than simply fucking them

That chick is a fancy slut, she's just a face sitter!

face sitter by Mikeho October 7, 2013

face shitter 

One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.

Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble

Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?

face shitter by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

Sucked face Shitter 

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public

Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.

Sucked face Shitter by DOT Employee April 3, 2021

national punch your sister across the face day 

november 2-3 especially when there name is carys yates and they are 16 make sure to slap em silly

“happy national punch your sister across the face day”

national punch your sister across the face day by devoted christian November 2, 2020

facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.

Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...

facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009