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anti-disestablishmentarianism 

Probably the longest meaningful word in English. Signifies the movement against the separation of church and state.
Fundamentalist Christians are anti-disestablishmentarianists.

anti-disestablishmentarianism 

It is the word that you clicked on when you were looking for the definition of Wikipedia, you are not the only one to click it.
Hmm, I wonder what anti-disestablishmentarianism means *clicks it* oh...

Distaster 

she was a distaster, she didn't like the way I tasted and she dissed me
Distaster by JR-JG November 18, 2011

distention 

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
distention by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

Distextia 

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")
Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.
Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.
Distextict by Distextict December 13, 2014