dickfuzz

A person who is behaving like a knob by being irritating or generally stupid.

Dan: sorry but im not gonna lend you that thirty quid
Mike: why?
Dan: cant be bothered mate
Mike: oh, you dickfuzz

by iliketurtles10 May 1, 2010

Dickfuzz

When you cum and the cum is somewhat fuzzy.

Madeline, I just dickfuzzed! It's fuzzier than last time.

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd November 16, 2017

Dickuzzi

The act of someone sticking their dick in someone's mouth after they have swished hot water. Their mouth feels as warm as a jacuzzi (approximately 104 degrees farenheit). It is a delightful and satisfying warm blowjob.

My girlfriend gave me a dickuzzi. Shit was so satisfying, I nutted twice.

by Bigbootyhoe2131989 September 30, 2018

Dickfuzzle

The ranga pubes on your dick

My dickfuzzle is a forest

by Creator_of_Dickfuzzle May 7, 2019

Dickfizzle

noun. A person, presumably male, who prematurely ejaculates, or the act of that premature ejaculation.

Lady of the Night 1: Man I had such high hopes for him, but he was a total dickfizzle.
Lady of the Night 2: *does coke instead of listening*

by Erl137 January 21, 2010

Dickmuzzle

A furry slang term for an anthro or fursuit that looks like it has a penis for a mouth (or muzzle)

It refers to another furry so ugly, their face resembles that of a penis.

"Look at that fursona!"
"Omg... What a dickmuzzle! He's so ugly!"

by PonderPorous February 3, 2019

dick fuzz

An inconsequential hanger-on, a social detritis.

"Why is Larry always hanging around; he's such a dick fuzz."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012