camhs

CAMHS (child and adolescent mental health service). A service which has become as useless as Donald Trump's hairdresser. Also, a place to meet other mentally unstable people that you can make jokes with about how depressing your lives are.

Person 1: Hey dude! Fancy seeing you in this shit tip, aka camhs!
Person 2: I know! It's crazy man! Almost as crazy as us?!

camhs by Immo23 January 31, 2018

Campsick 

The opposite of homesick (or home-lonely; medically, you're not actually ill). Intense longing to be back at summer camp. Afflicted persons may show a variety of symptoms, including melancholy, reminiscence, and attempts to incorporate camp culture, routine, and lingo into "real world" life.

The only known cure for campsickness is to send the afflicted person back to camp. Otherwise, be patient with them. Try to distract them without making them feel as though you don't care about how they feel. Listen to their camp stories, even though you've likely heard them more times than you care to. If possible, try to incorporate their favourite camp customs into the "real world". Encourage contact with other "camp people", because they will share experiences and alleviate the feeling of being alone.

After working full-time at summer camp, many counselors missed it so much they became campsick. Most of their friends at school and work did not understand, and aggravated the feeling.

Campsick by Verdauga March 22, 2010

Campsite rule 

coined by dan savage, in relationships with a large age disparity, at the end of the relationship, the elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided.

i wish that my older boyfriend would have observed the campsite rule with me, now i have a broken heart and a monthly prescription for valtrex.

Campsite rule by busyscissors June 10, 2011

CAHSEE 

Known for the stupid high school exit exam. It is a dumbass test meant to torture the shit out of sophomore students who have to wake up extra early just to take it.

I wish I could sleep in tonight but I have to take the damn CAHSEE tomorrow morning which sucks dick.

CAHSEE by AdomC March 15, 2015

Camisexual 

When you’re heterosexual but gay for Camila Mendes

Oh my god did you camila’s newest photoshoot?
Yes omg! I’m so camisexual

Camisexual by Camila mendes enthusiast March 6, 2019

dirty camus 

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...

Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...

dirty camus by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

Capital Camps 

A Jewish camp in Waynesboro Pennsylvania known for rich Jewish kids who spend their days at camp ignoring Jewish practices, and hooking up.

Boy 1- "Ayyyy brOoooO! Me and this girl hooked up behind Yotvata last night!"
Boy 2- "AYyy that shit fire brooooo!"
Boy 1- "I know right!!! The village leader didn't even catch us!"
Boy 2- "Yoooo thats sick bro! Tell me more at b'yachad!"

Boy 1- " I love capital camps!"

Capital Camps by handcheck March 31, 2019