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Brocious 

A combination of the word ferocious and whenever you go brrrr it's cold outside!!

Not commonly used, only when it's like 10 degrees and you're fucking freezing not when it's just a little cold.
Matt: Hey bro did you hear it's supposed to be 2 degrees tonight?
Allen: More like it's going to be brrr - ocious outside!
Matt: what does that mean?
Allen: Brocious is a combination of the word ferocious and like when ever you say brrrrr while outside referring to the cold.
Matt: Thanks my good man.
Brocious by worldh March 29, 2015

derek brocious 

He is an awesome guy with an incredibly huge penis and he is a very sweet loving guy who would give the shirt off his back for anyone
Man I sure wish I had a Derek brocious for a friend
derek brocious by Me angryman January 25, 2014

Cash Brocious 

Cash Brocious by Trumplover2024 December 6, 2019

brocoustic

acoustic music listened in fraternities. Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, Etc.
"Last night I was jamming to some tasty Jack Johnson and Ben Harper. It was a brocoustic evening."
brocoustic by Zachboyofdestiny March 1, 2010

Brocitus 

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
Brocitus by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011
A large quantity of Bros. An abundance of bros. A Brofest
That party is gonna be Bropious.
Bropious by Seriously???? October 24, 2011