bald taco Share definition Flag (noun) clean shaven snatch or vagina. often highly prefered over the tumble weed. Yo, that girl I hooked up with last nite showed me her bald taco and I showed her my man-sized manicotti ! bald taco by c-squared March 25, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the bald taco mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch