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A place frequented by members of the Sciuridae family, most notably squirrels. Some members of the aforementioned family aspire to work at what is commonly referred to as a salon, where they beautify the hair of humankind, and perform other salon related services. However, since they are members of the Sciuridae family and have friends who pester them, a salon to them is actually a saloon.
Squirrel: I need to get my hair done, and I need good eye extension thingys.

Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off

*mic drop*
Saloon by Aviiiiiiiii95 May 29, 2018

Saloon Door syndrome 

The act of swinging both ways yet unsure of ones sexuality.
The professor and Roberto were so scared of their sexuality that while on the road in the cover of night they took the chance to act on their saloon door syndrome.

saloon doors 

Another term for well used beef curtains
Her saloon doors were well slack... she'd been around!
saloon doors by Adz January 22, 2004

Saloon Door 

A 'saloon door' is a term used for a bisexual person.
That girl/guy's a saloon door - she/he swings both ways.
Saloon Door by blue parrot May 3, 2010

Saloon Face 

-A guy or girl who looks like they drink 30 to 40 beers a day. A person who you can see sitting at any bar in the world.
Look at that dudes Saloon Face, he must have had 20 Old Milwaukee’s today.
Saloon Face by Whereshunter March 8, 2022

saloon squad 

Saloon Squad is a chapter of The Niner Empire. The squad is the largest los angeles-based chapter. This chapter is known for getting extremely nutty at there local bar parting on tables and playing northern Cal hiphop during 49er games. Also very active in the community hosting rifles for kids with autism also donations to Ronald McDonald Toys for Tots. They are very organized with a founder- president- vice president and so on. Most of the club members are season ticket holders and tailgate at every home game. There are many chapters in the greater Los Angeles area IE chapters & LB chapters. This Saloon Squad take membership very seriously and is very private about their club.
Although the Saloon Squad is based in Los Angeles majority of the members were born in Northern California. SQUAD members are die hards and don't take too kindly the outsiders- haters and rival fans. Better put they hold that SHIT down!
saloon squad by 9er news October 13, 2015