Off The Horse 

when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)

Oh my gosh I feel like shit.
Why?
Cuz I'm off the horse...
Ohh that sucks.

Off The Horse by Samus19 October 11, 2010

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse 

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off by anonymous January 22, 2025