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A bizzare latin and geography teacher who enjoys confusing the hell out of his students. He looks very similar to a fat Jesus. His beard is quite majestical. He also gives off the Pothead vibe.

Jacquot: As a baby, your brain is a dense forest. As you grow it becomes a bush. Then as an adult, it is a tree. And as an elder, it is a large beautiful oak tree.

Entire Class: wtf?!
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Jacquot by SammiPeaches June 20, 2012
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Slick Jacquet 

When you dip your balls into a vat of soapy water and rub it on a bald man's head.
Me: I just gave that teacher the fattest Slick Jacquet of my life!
Friend: Sick nasty bro let me hit it!
Slick Jacquet by SwagMaster87 September 25, 2017

Jacquetta 

The most unique,honest,loyal,caring,respectful, and original person ever! Just like her name, she is crafy, yet rememberable!
Jacquetta is an amazing woman!
Jacquetta by jlstikeleather March 30, 2010

Jacquetta 

A beautiful person with a great eye for fashion. She is very funny out going and lovable. She is a true diva, she has a strong sex appeal and thick legs that will drive a man crazy.
U better get u a Jacquetta there’s nothing better!!!!!
Jacquetta by Tammy Roland December 30, 2017
According to studies (to put it plainly and so you guys can understand)...

A curvy girl who is extremely hott.

Good fashion sense and a pretty unique face is usually a quality of a girl with this name, most girls of this origin could be models.

Very Seductive, they usually look mean from first glance but they love to have fun and laugh.

If you ever come in contact or know a Jacquette then your lucky, even though no matter how hard you try, you will NEVER get one in your bed. Extremely rare.

They're very independent and although it may look like they dont get attention from guys, it's because they put off an ora that basically sends a signal to guys that she's not about to played and isn't easy, that's usually when guys back off.

They don't like gossiping preppy girls, although they will probably be assocciated with that group, they will most likely turn the tables.

They're exquisite and very hard to find and, if you know one start chasing. Once they realize you are, your in for a good time.
I wish I could marry a Jacquette, I'd be the envy of all guys!
jacquette is the most awesome person you will ever meet
jacquette by kokokolowain October 10, 2011
Look at jacquit he pulls all the senior girls, doesn't he have a big dick?
jacquit by Toilet God September 16, 2019
Cute funny guy girls will laugh at any thing he says
That boy "jacquet is sooo cute
jacquet by Jacquet March 19, 2017