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Eldonics 

A slang, or series of phrases, used by those from the generations of "Great Generation", "Silent Generation", and some "Baby Boomers" to describe a noun, verb, or situation that earlier generations tend to misunderstand.

Eldonics consist of phrases such as "It's raining cats and dogs!" and "your barn door is open".

Eldonics also consists of the suffix "Itty" preceding with words that rhyme with "It." Other incomplete slang words are "dem", "der", etc.

Eldonics also consist of misconstruing words such as "Indian" to be pronounced like "Engeeine" , en-jee-uhn.

The prefix derives from the word "Elder" and the suffix derives from the word "phonics".
EX 1.

Mom, Grandma told me "I've got too many Irons in my fire". Why is Grandma running a forge, she's 92 years old!

Oh! Grandma's just using using Eldonics, don't mind what she says.

EX 2.

"Lookie at dem der itty bitty titties!"
Eldonics by The Smitty's G August 10, 2009
Related Words

Elbonics 

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.
Elbonics by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003
Somebody who is extremly Gorgeous and sweet. She is the most popular girl in school. Everybody loves Eltonia. She's simply the best.
I hope Eltonia is at school , the day wouldn't be the same without her
Eltonia by .f.h.i.g December 24, 2016

elbonics 

the act of two people sharing one armrest in a movie theater
The elbonics in the movie theater was intense as the two people fought for their claim of the armrest.
elbonics by haveatictac June 24, 2008
To be in the state of amazement or to be suprised
I was estonic when I found my wallet .
estonic by Defintions for You December 6, 2016
cool, good, awesome, great, but can mean lots of other things
Dude, that is freakin etonic right there.
etonic by violin2love November 8, 2005