Drunkjury 

An injury obtained while inebriated. Generally associated with binge drinking, Drunkjury's usually are obtained during a black out period and the source of the injury is often not remembered the next day.

Ya, you totally ate it in a wheel-chair at that party last night, we thought the wheelchair was safe for your drunk ass but somehow you managed to flip it over. Your arm id pretty messed up, sweet Drunkjury.

Drunkjury by SteveMcKenna'd September 18, 2010

Drinjury 

A self inflicted injury sustained while drunk. Usually without recollection of the event.

"Hey Bill, how'd you get that bruise?"

"I don't know, I was drunk last night. Must be a drinjury."

Drinjury by K to the Dub August 11, 2009

Drunkgry 

The hunger that comes with drunkeness.

I'm friggin' drunkgry. Let's get some tacos.

Drunkgry by Zann-oh March 14, 2007

Drunkture 

You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.

You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"

Drunkture by GootchBarRanch December 16, 2009

Drunkour 

The act of trying to do parkour or agility tricks in a high state of drunkenness.

John tried to impress Jen by doing Drunkour in the party, but he felt and got injured.

Drunkour by EH20 June 19, 2015

drunkry 

Hunger induced by a drunken state

Rose downed a dozen shots of Tequila now she's drunkry for Mickie D's.

drunkry by @Big Gun August 10, 2020

drunkjuhorge

a drunk who can't get enough booze.

drunkjuhorge just can't get drunk enough
booze hounding all the time.slippin' and
trippin and slurring speech.

drunkjuhorge by anonymous January 11, 2003