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Canucktard 

People that riot when their local hockey team loses once again, rather then over something important. Often they are drunk, don't mind being on camera, or posting evidence to social networks, marking themselves for easy identification.
Did you see Brock Anton's face book status telling the world what he did tonight. That douche bag is a real Canucktard.

Just watching the news, once again the Canucktards are making a mess of our city and giving us a bad rep all over the world.
Canucktard by CrazyDave303 June 16, 2011
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Canuckland

Simply Canada, derived from the word canuck.
I was up in Canuckland visiting some relatives, it's really cold up there.
Canuckland by Matthew Bradford February 23, 2008

cucktard 

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard
Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!
cucktard by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

Clucktard 

A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.
Man, this clucktard doesn't even know pat sandwich.
Clucktard by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006

canuckstand 

World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.

There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.

Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.
Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?
canuckstand by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
Bob and Doug Mackenzie frequently were involved in Canuckary
Canuckary by Mr. Lord Stanley October 28, 2009

canuckarma 

Canadian emote. Whenever a Canadian meets another Canadian outside of Canada, an instant bond occurs between the countrymen (women). They relax, embrace, exchange home city information, discuss hockey or some funny Newfie joke and generally ensure the other person is having a good time.
Tara gave Kevin some canuckarma when she found out he was also from Vancouver.

There's a lot of canuckarma in the room with all the Canadians discussing the latest hockey game.
canuckarma by Tara Brown April 7, 2008