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whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

Mr Allali 

The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.
“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”

THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”
Mr Allali by ApparentlyImAnonymous November 29, 2019

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 

THE most powerful definition of who. More powerful than whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y.
Me: whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't took my sandwich
Friend: what...

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) 

French teacher who talks through a very loud microphone and tells you that she does not give any homework. Instead she gives you mountains and mountains of studying. You have to do debates, the tests are on simple subjects but she makes it impossible.
*Hears 2 seconds of a french song: I want to die, can I borrow your scissors? *CUTS HAND - real student

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) ’s french class is only surviving because of the helper.

Y'all'll 

The equivalent phraseology of "you all will" in the Southern locution.
I don't get out of class 'til five so text me where y'all'll be and I'll meet y'all there.
Y'all'll by leonedavis January 8, 2009
clipping of "almost all"
very nearly but not exactly or entirely (99% of all)

"Almost all" can sometimes diminish the majesty of the subject. This is truer when the "almost" is supposed to depict 99.99% of "all".

Hence comes the need for this word. "Alll" looks and sounds very similar to "all", hence it feels like the progress is very very close to "all".

In spoken English, the word is pronounced similar to "all" but the last "l" is pronounce with a sharp sound.
Alll of the room is filled with orbeez.
He drank alll of the milk before fainting.
Alll of the passengers were French.
Alll by mmaismma January 21, 2022