The shoots 

The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.

Sam: "Where are you?"

Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."

The shoots by Crosby, ND, CJ March 17, 2012

shoots from the ass

A description of how someone may be quick, impulsive and willing to respond without editing themselves, but with words that are more like flatulence.

45 has been described as a person who shoots from the ass when pressured by the press.

shoots from the ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

The scoots 

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots”

The scoots by junghosocks February 16, 2018

Are you at the shooting range

Being stupid

Bro, Dalton “are you at the shooting range”

Are you at the shooting range by Dcov3 July 4, 2019

Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.

Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.

Fair Way to the Shooter by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004

booty in the shooty 

inserting your finger into your butt

Jordan teased Brittany when she caught her doing booty in the shooty and snifing her fingers.

booty in the shooty by stinkyjordan April 2, 2007

mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas 

the best thing ever to dawn to man

timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea

mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas by raybeez February 11, 2022