Wipe One's Ass with 20s 

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

Wipe One's Ass with 20s by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

ass-wipe seller 

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

ass-wipe seller by benthere March 8, 2008

ass`wipe`licker`shit 

ur an asswipe 4 readin dis!

FuCk u FiNd oUt aNoThEr WaY Fagz

ass`wipe`licker`shit by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

status ass-wipe 

When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.

Examples of a status ass-wipe:

Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.

Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.

status ass-wipe by Jane Mc July 20, 2009

Don't wipe your ass before you shit 

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

Don't wipe your ass before you shit by BeHa February 20, 2011