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roast beef curtains 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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Roast Beef Curtains 

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”

roast beef curtains 

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

Roast Beef Curtains 

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.
Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.
Roast Beef Curtains by Jose85 October 30, 2006

roast beef curtains 

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women
"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

roast beef curtains 

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco
She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

roast beef curtains 

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.
Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!
roast beef curtains by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008