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A nickname for someone with some type of long deriative, such as Longstaff, Long, Longshaft or , longpole.

Can also been used a short term for the longneck bottle of beer you can purchase.
Female:hey wheres longy? his name suggest he has a huge cock!

Female: yeah its pre big!

Male: what a champ
longy by J.blogs October 16, 2010
The short way to say long-cock. Contrary to popular belief, a long-cock is not someone with a large penis, but an "uncool" follower of protocol, or someone who never breaks the rules. In the first-person war game Arma 3, there are many examples of longies such as Ignis, Dante Fluery, and Deadpool.
Non-longy: *on cop, trying to have fun and play with his friends*
Longy: Could you please redeploy to server 2, we're trying to evenly distribute the APD force. Also, take off that pilot helmet it is not in code with proper APD regulation attire.

Non-longy: Jesus christ you are such a longy.
A person or friend who talks about u behind ur back and spreads shit around they are longing for attention
"She is such a bitch "
"She is a longy, she is desperate for attention "
Longy by Ahsqueen June 5, 2017
A cigarette butt that still has a small amount of tobacco left that you can smoke. These are usually taken out of an ashtray. You can smoke them but may get an STD.
Harry: There are no fuckin darts left
Jim: Have a longy out of the tray dickhead
Longy by Artificial_autism August 27, 2020

Longy BaDongy 

Referring to anything large in size or taking up a long period of time.
That chocolate eclair that Chelle is eating is a real Longy BaDongy.

Last night at work was a real Longy BaDongy, ten hours is way too long.
Longy BaDongy by abigails maria March 24, 2008

shlongy longy 

the form of a really long thick penis.
sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"
shlongy longy by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021