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Slodging 

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.
"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"
Slodging by Furglerger April 27, 2015

spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011

Spanging 

We could spange enough to get some smokes.
Spanging by SpiSpi July 2, 2005

Spanging 

Begging for spare change at freeway on/off ramps and in front of stores with or without a sign.
The economy is so bad, it is common to see people spanging on freeway exits and on busy corners.
Spanging by Berryblue August 16, 2009

sponting 

A tribal dance involving twerking and pterodactyl screams.

Often a mating ritual seen in clubs
Ew gross man, what are you doing?!
Chill bro, I'm sponting for that chick over there.

spending the morning gold 

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.