pullpit 

same meaning as bullshit

Yo, what you up to? Nothing, just pullpittin. Don't listen to him, he's a pullpitter. It's like bullshit, but it's pullpit.

pullpit by m. nasty February 25, 2008

pulpit 

pulpit is small elevated platform in Church, mosque, etc. where clergy speaker stands to express or read text.

The speech by noble priest from pulpit, on humanity with law and order and code of conduct and forgiveness,is a relax to audience.

pulpit by afzal October 18, 2006

Pulpit Pimp

A minister that take the Bible out of context intentionally to convince the congregation they CAN'T be blessed unless they give money to HIS ministry!

Joan's Pastor is a serious Pulpit Pimp, he asked her to give her mortgage money to the Building Fund, and said God would supply her needs!

Pulpit Pimp by Mark HS December 12, 2012

Pullmit 

Pullmit - A mitten or glove used ONLY for Masturbation.

To PULL ones self off wearing a MITten or glove.

Used by Men to wank each other off , "If theres NO skin touching , It's NOT gay".

Wife "Is it full sex tonight dear?"
Husband "No love I'm tired , Just give us a quick wank".
Wife "shall I use the Pullmit?"
Husband "Yes love , Your hand is so dry from all that washing up!"

Pullmit by Acidpeas February 3, 2010

Pulpiteer 

pulpiteer (noun)

One who is gifted in preaching sermons from a pulpit. a great orator.

You will not fall asleep listening to the pulpiteer, Reverend Smith.

Pulpiteer by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

bully pulpit 

Teddy Roosevelt used the term "bully" as an adjective to mean "wonderful" or "superb", and coined the term "bully pulpit" to mean a terrific platform from which to advocate an agenda.

An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.

I used to enjoy going to church until the preacher started using the bully pulpit to rail against homosexuals. This is not the message of Jesus! I have plenty of gay friends who are the kindest, most generous people you could know. I don't attend church anymore.

bully pulpit by tnunnster May 2, 2010

pullitsurprize 

The act of dropping your load on a sleeping victim.

Last night my girl wouldn't give me any pussy.....so i waited til she fell asleep and gave her the pullitsurprize. She woke up with her face looking like a krispy kreme.

pullitsurprize by Jerk Jiggler February 19, 2005