Pullmit

Pullmit - A mitten or glove used ONLY for Masturbation.

To PULL ones self off wearing a MITten or glove.

Used by Men to wank each other off , "If theres NO skin touching , It's NOT gay".

Wife "Is it full sex tonight dear?"
Husband "No love I'm tired , Just give us a quick wank".
Wife "shall I use the Pullmit?"
Husband "Yes love , Your hand is so dry from all that washing up!"

by Acidpeas February 3, 2010

pullitsurprize

The act of dropping your load on a sleeping victim.

Last night my girl wouldn't give me any pussy.....so i waited til she fell asleep and gave her the pullitsurprize. She woke up with her face looking like a krispy kreme.

by Jerk Jiggler February 19, 2005

pullit

To lead someone/something and hit them in the hindleg.

Daniel fucking yelled "pullit" and drew it back and hit Mitch from about 180.

by Asrat October 6, 2005

pullpit

same meaning as bullshit

Yo, what you up to? Nothing, just pullpittin. Don't listen to him, he's a pullpitter. It's like bullshit, but it's pullpit.

by m. nasty February 25, 2008

pullitoutofyourassism

The art and science of answering questions on things you have no idea about. See pull it out of your ass.

It's nice when the numbers used to support a point are a result of something other than pullitoutofyourassism.

by Jennanik May 15, 2010

Pullitsurprize

Pullitsurprize: Noun: A premature orgasm while masturbating.

My Partner was giving me a handjob, so I gave them a Pullitsurprize for all their hard work.

by Snozz Filozz April 11, 2022