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A strange manchild from Hawaii whose penis is actually located inside his body. Has been known to have sex with small melons and pineapples. Afterwards he will eat and enjoy his snack. EXTREMLEY GAY!!!
Man your acting like a real Myco right now
Myco by Wiener2513 February 8, 2008
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mycoxaflopin 

ive got no viagra so mycoxaflopin
mycoxaflopin by dee September 23, 2003

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications
I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum
Mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

mycoholic 

Completely addicted to mushrooms. A person that feens hard for all things mushrooms ... Completely addicted to photographing , identifying, eating, and even licking (with tongue) all things mushroom related. They crave shoomy friends and experience withdrawal when they have to go to work or when it snows ... They are the kind of people that use mushrooms to mimic their genitalia. They think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, and bathe with one thing on their mind.
Mushrooms are bae, I am a mycoholic .
mycoholic by Myco_melfie_cutie January 25, 2018

mycohottie 

A sexy mushroom lover. A person with a proclivity for mushroom porn. One who may lick mushrooms or decorate their bodies / hair with fungus . Also sometimes called fungus-freak.
Dayyum she a mycohottie with her fungus-freak hair .
mycohottie by Myco_melfie_cutie January 20, 2018