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a dick the size of an airplane.
girl he chucked that plenis up in me and i tore my rotor cuff.
plenis by Sillyconner May 30, 2008
when your skin is a different colour than your penis
tyler “what colour is your penis
colin “i don’t have a penis i got a plenis it’s brown as fuck
plenis by colinsplenis January 28, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.