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meat puppet 

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.
I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.
meat puppet by ZoomaBaresAll November 6, 2010

meat puppet 

A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot
That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!
meat puppet by Zorglub May 20, 2005

Meat puppet 

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter

Meat Puppet 

An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
Meat Puppet by llamas007 February 2, 2013

meat puppet 

the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.
Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!
meat puppet by OBPAEH January 10, 2009

Meat Puppet 

Porn slang for a male porn actor
"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."
Meat Puppet by Courtney April 6, 2005