short end of the pineapple 

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

short end of the pineapple by E February 21, 2005

Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously

Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.

Shaving the Pineapple by Dannyboii January 27, 2013

slicing the pineapple 

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

slicing the pineapple by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2017

swallow the pineapple 

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

swallow the pineapple by funny old guy March 12, 2011

slicing the pineapple 

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

slicing the pineapple by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

salt the pineapple 

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

salt the pineapple by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

slicing the pineapple 

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

slicing the pineapple by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016