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Empathetic 

Being able to relate and understand other individuals.
The seasoned child soldier was empathetic towards the wearied commander.
Empathetic by VossiferLori April 26, 2019

Empathetic 

Contrary to those "other" dictionaries, I argue that empathetic is when you really suck at being empathic.
I used to think Jackie was pretty good at validating how I feel, but over time I've come to realize that she's just empathetic.
Empathetic by Taigitsune January 12, 2008

Empathetic 

Vesy
You are empathetic, you have no feelings and you’re pathetic
Empathetic by Cheech1978 February 10, 2021

emPATHETIC 

An emPATHETIC is the worst length of donkey wiener you can suck. To be the pathetic portion of an emPATHETIC donkey wiener makes you moist. Not solid at all. Quite the wet nap. Ah yes, the wet nap. The mid-afternoon wet dreaming of donkey wiener nocturnal pathetic wet pants spot. You are not in tune with my emotion and therefore cannot feel my sorrow...especially since my sorrow is knowing a smooth donkey cock like you. Wiener
Donkey cock 1: hey, get a load on this gay. He's got to be the moist douchiest bean bag I've ever laid my length in.

Donkey wiener Delta: well suck me sally and enema me a burt renals. What kind of 5 guy 1 girl garage bukkake soup kitchen is this. Praise the swallowing saints of 11111 that little jailhouse jellyfish right their is Hoey, another genuine emPATHETIC, yes she's a kneeler of the weak at shlong and she will wear all their stress and shame with pride upon her emPATHETIC chin and bottle it up and sell it back to the home wrecker who produced it from his inferior wiener that smells exquisitely rank and pathetic, kinda like a burger, with manaids and cheeze. Why yes sam i am, i guess she does fancy an emPATHETIC Darche, and a much older man
emPATHETIC by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024

Empathetic Prostate 

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.
My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.
Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.