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hand turkey 

when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!"
hand turkey by John Diack January 10, 2008
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Hand Turkey of Shame 

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.
Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

hand turkey 

the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"
hand turkey by John Diack January 9, 2008

hand turkey 

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.
hand turkey by exposer456 December 14, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026