The Soda Pop 

Take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners vagina/anus. Get up real nice and close and start humming loudly into the end of the can that is sticking out. This will create a unique vibrating sensation. Continue to do this louder and louder until your partner pisses or shits on your face due to the vibrations.

I don't recycle cans because my girlfriend loves to use them to do the soda pop on my face.

The Soda Pop by Vesuvious June 18, 2009

The Soda Machine 

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

The Soda Machine by Magnus69 April 12, 2008

The SoDa NaTzi 

A tacobell manager who acts like a Pyschopath when u steal soda from the Soda fountains @ tacobell

Similar to Seinfeld's soup Natzi

or The worlds best "off-host" HALO 2 player EVER

The Soda Natzi didnt allow me to steal soda from his taco bell today

DOOD the Soda NaTzi is Pro!!

The SoDa NaTzi by yankeez7823 December 14, 2008

the soda tabs

the best band ever, founded in august 2025-ish but its preceder sassy roaches founded April 2025 - disbanded august 2025

a: im gonna listen to the soda tabs
b: dude, i didn't know u were so cool

the soda tabs by bai >:3 November 28, 2025

Shakin’ the soda bottle 

a handjob.

Guy: hey mommy, when you gonna start shakin’ the soda bottle?😏😩
Girl: um…what?
Guy: yes. ;))

Shakin’ the soda bottle by RobertaJames2826 September 17, 2021

going to get the soda 

it's when you fuck a girl behind a dumpster while your friend beats up her boyfriend

going to get the soda, chaser

going to get the soda by flying signs December 26, 2010

and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt

so like yeah <3 and i got the soda

and i got the soda by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020