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metally retarded 

The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbanging to any form of heavy metal all day long.
"Hey, have you seen jake?"

"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."

"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."
metally retarded by Nowherrmann April 14, 2008

Metall'n 

When person(s) go looking for metal (a lot of the time, it occurs between 11pm-5am) to take to the scrap yard for money $.
Fools yelling across yard to each other:

"Hey man, you ready to go metall'n ?!?"
"Ya, let's go!"
Metall'n by Mz.Lynz32 May 29, 2016

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

Mentally Allergic

To hate someone or something with a passion, to the point of feeling sick when it or they near...

To show invollentary physical signs(shuddering, cringing, face or body twitching, eyes-rolling) of hate towards an Item or Person when it nears.
That person that makes you cringe at first sight... you're mentally allergic to them.

That country music singer's voice that sickens you at first sound... You're mentally allergic to it.

That certain food that the sight/smell/taste of makes you wanna puke... you may not be physically allergic to it, but you are mentally allergic to it!!!

Cool guy: standin' chillin.
Village idiot: "hey dude, What's up?"
Cool guy: Shuddering, body shaking, green in the face, "get away from me!"
Village idiot: "what's wrong?"
Cool guy: "I'm mentally allergic to you!"

mentally deficient 

a term used to describe someone who is very stupid or acting like a idiot, commonly used as an insult or a joke

this is a post done by the_real_panzerking
"you cleaned chocolate ice cream with bleach, you are literally mentally deficient
mentally deficient by Panzerking December 9, 2018

Mentally Swarthy 

Indicates a fucked up person. Means, that someone's brain is so black and swarthy (almost burned) that cant even process simple pieces of information.
Dude, you are so mentally swarthy, that cant even understand the difference between a cucumber and a cockcumber !
Mentally Swarthy by Seeker_The_One September 10, 2011