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if anything changes I'll let you know 

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan
a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>
If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING 

I'm scared too but I'd rather deal with it than have you deal with it
"Hey mom i'm headed out!"

"CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING!"

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu 

I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu
I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them. 

"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.
"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough 

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!