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Shirtfaced 

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.
"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."
Shirtfaced by Casey Arney October 1, 2003

shirtfaced 

A state of being faceless, when the shirt is raised over the face.
She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.
shirtfaced by Dubby the Second February 12, 2012

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.
"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"
shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shartface 

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."
shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004