shirtfaced Share definition Flag A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face. She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced. shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the shirtfaced mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch