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peckerdoo 

\'pe-ker-,dû\ noun 1: The "doo-doo" residue left on a man's penis after anal penetration 2: a. An ignorant person b. A dick/shit headed individual 3: a. Your boss b. Maybe even your mother-in-law c. Your signifigant other 4: Possibly, in rare cases, an affectionate term such as lovebug or sweet-ums
1: Eww! You got peckerdoo in my mouth you peckerdoo!
2: Phil just stuck his dick in a meat grinder! He's such a peckerdoo!
3: My boss just fired me, my wife hates me, and my mother-in-law is comming over for dinner! They're all a bunch of peckerdoos! Maybe I'm a peckerdoo?
4: Aww, I love you my little peckerdoo!
peckerdoo by jccc December 31, 2007

peckeroni 

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.
Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.
peckeroni by ABMCPC January 7, 2017

A little yeasty on the peckeroo 

A yeast infection on your penis. A term coined by Adam Carolla on the Loveline radio show.
Brian: Oh man, I got a yeast infection from some cunt.
Steve: Got a little yeasty on the peckeroo, bro?

peckerboo 

The most unpleasant situation where a man's penis unexpectedly maneuvers its way out of the fly hole of his underwear. A peckerboo usually occurs as the result of either (a) a sudden movement or (b) walking for extended periods. Public Peckerboos are the most severe, as they force a man to adjust his junk in front of everyone in the room.
Man I'm sorry I just grabbed my junk in front of your mom, my di#k was playing peckerboo.
peckerboo by lawman186583 February 8, 2014

pickerdoodle 

A sassier way of saying were in a problem.
“Oh no mark our car broke down

What a pickerdoodle”
pickerdoodle by Poppypizz December 10, 2022

peckersnot 

I was banging this broad last night and when I pulled out I used my peckersnot to draw a map of Hawaii on her face.
peckersnot by cartographer79 May 14, 2010