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Yard Steal

A yard steal is when a group of people go to an existing yard sale when the owners aren't there and steal all the stuff they want.
Joe: Hey, did you see the Hendersons are having a yard sale?

Pete: Yeah, there was some pretty cool stuff.

Joe: Word, I was thinking we wait 'til night and pull a yard steal on them.

Pete:Great idea!
Yard Steal by Aivalleb December 8, 2009

Seal-Yates 

Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.
To seal-yates the rural victems of the night
Seal-Yates by Fitueys November 12, 2021

Yabos of Steel

A breast that has had about 5 or more breast implants that it is so imbeded with Silicon, it is virtualy indestructable.
In fact, it can, and sometimes even is used as a pot holder for pots or pans that are too hot for bare hands.
In some cases the breast is even amputated and places in bulletproof vests, for protection.
"Did you see Nicole Smith this month, dude?"
"No, why?"
"This is her 5th implant, her tities are not Yabos of Steel !"