Snarfleblast 

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

Snarfleblast by vux December 25, 2007

snarfblast 

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.

"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."

snarfblast by ohfuckno May 14, 2009

snarkleblast 

When one sneezes while chewing food - usually resulting in standers-by being covered in said food.

Yuck - that was the most impressive snarkleblast I've ever seen! I'm now covered in Corn Flakes - thanks.

snarkleblast by ivanthesquid December 12, 2009

Snarfleblat 

(noun) A feeling of mild amusement coupled with a dash of perplexity, often experienced when encountering something both strange and humorous, typically in online digital content.

The meme-filled website left her with a sense of snarfleblat that she found oddly satisfying.

Snarfleblat by oldiegoldie May 25, 2023