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A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.
Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!
Assberg by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006
Someone who is a real asshole underneath it all.
He may flash you a smile, but once you get to know him he's nothing but a titanic assberg.
Assberg by ncopernicus September 25, 2015
(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.
Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.
Assberg by 80crows May 8, 2011
Adjective and noun used to describe assh*le behaviour, the apparent behaviour being only 10% of what an assberg is actually capable of.
Exclamation: "Wow! What an assh*ole!"

Reply: "Yes, but that's just the tip of the assberg."
Assberg by tomzilla saulzilla March 27, 2009

Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

assberry 

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.
sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!
assberry by sarahmae September 29, 2007