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Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
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Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk 

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up
Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

saw half way up the ass... 

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...

sheet pulling up the ass 

Sucking the front so good it pulls from the back
sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction

fucking sally up the ass 

put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.
johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.

stick up the ass 

To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)
I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.
stick up the ass by Starfighter1000 November 18, 2013